Pre Dinner Mint

Okay so happy dick sucking new years, every single one of you no good gritty assholed bum fucking maggots

Hah, ha! Just kidding or so you hope

Moving forward:

Hello,

My friend gave me the idea to sum up my 2009, i saw no copyright, thus going ahead and giving myself the thumbs up.

Moving forward:

I'll attempt to wrack my brain, for what it's worth, and try to remember important details month by month. (This should be a pretty short blog.)

Janurary- January started out to be a really stressful year. I had done drugs at a friends house new years eve, mixed it with alcohol, and lets say i alternated between shivering and overheating the whole night. (5$ to the person who can assume what i was on!) I suppose it didn't matter that i couldn't sleep, because i was text fighting with my current girlfriend the entire night and evening and next morning and next few of days after that. A week to be exact. I suppose to some degree i deserved it or something. I just can't balance my time, i can't divide my attention and i can't make everyone happy. Isn't that strange? (UPDATE: today is my one year aniversary of being drug free.) To be honest guys, i don't really feel as though i've accomplished anything. Anyways, January 8th i ended things with her after an entire week of fighting . I was also exhausted from the previous year. Just didn't have it in me anymore i guess, i'm getting older. We tried.

February- February was a brutal, nasty, cold month. I spent a lot of my time defending myself and trying to get on with everything. It was also the same month Tiffany came down. What do you know! she asked me to be her girlfriend badabingbadaboom, guess we hit it off. (UPDATE: we are currently in our 11 month together. Rock.) This was also the same month i had an interview at APRA. I did not enjoy the interview, i did not enjoy my step-mother tagging along and stealing the show, I did not enjoy having "music is a business" drilled in my head 1 million times from start to finish. I walked out of the building pretending to be entusiastic and fullfilled. But i really left disappointed and a portion of my drive for entertainment died that day. (UPDATE: APRA never happened, fuck it!)

March- March was a slow uneventful month. Bands of choice were Alphabeat, Matt and Kim, Modest Mouse (UPDATE: i am now drinking a beer. SO?) I can't remember if Tiffany visited me this month or not. She probably did. And i probably loved it and shit.

April- This was a great month is the history of ME. My friend Cally and her family went away on vacation, and my best bud Tyler and i got to house sit for an entire week. KINGS. It was awesome, he would go to work in the morning, i would go to work in the afternoon, he would come home and have dinner ready for me. We smoked a fucking lot. We drank a lot too. We invited people over, we slept in the same bed every night, we ate expired food, we ashed all over everything (well i did..), we reaped havoc, and made messes. COOL! Tiffany also visted me that week and stayed a night at Callys. The 6th was my birthday. It was not too exciting, Tiffany was adorable and painted me things, and got me presents and took inapropriate webcam pictures with me on the iMac. Nothing special. Jesus i love Ty and Tiff a lot. (UPDATE: WE WILL NEVER BE ASKED TO HOUSE SIT EVER AGAIN)

May- May was a good month. I started hanging out with Vebbie Harry a lot more. DEFINITION: BIG SIS. This was also the time period i started to pay attention and with the help of Vebbie, i became interested in Feminism, and got introduced and bought some great books. Bands of choice Modest Mouse

June- I actually have little to no recolection of June. Hmmm. That may or may not have been the month Tyler got his drivers lisence and I helped my mom help my sister move in to her new place, and my mom was diagnosed with emphysema and nothing has really sucked more.

July- I`m about 80% sure this is the month i visited Tiffany in Surrey, BC. We stayed at her moms tiny house. She made me coffee every morning to wake me up. The trip wasn`t very nice. I felt sick the entire time, and was pretty positive my intestines were infested with parasites of anything. I met her friends and i looooooooved when we got to actually go into Vancouver and see the city and stuff. So pretty and shit. That was a rocky month for me and Tiff. But we plowed through it, DIDN`T WE BABE? (UPDATE: Have not been to BC since)

August- August was THUMBS UP, A+, WOULD DO AGAIN. Me, my brother, my sister, and her friend Jessica took a trip to Sylvan Lake. I can't even begin to describe how much fucking fun that trip was. It didn't even make sense how fucking great. It was the DEFINITION of vacation. Everyday was just so much fun and we got the sun 10/10 and i burnt and napped in the sun and drank caesars and got my underaged brother into a pub, and we drank morning to pass out everryday, and we got KFC and 2 free salads, we got ice cream from the big MOO and we met vespa and i got called a dyke and i got to be URSULA and be wicked and hate jews simotaneously and yeahyeaheyaheayaheayah. It was AWESOME. This was also the spawn of Tylers latest boyfriend, Cody. I didn't enjoy Cody's company from the first moment we shared a cab together. Don't get me wrong, he wasnt a bad kid but, he definately clashed with my personally worse than most people i've met in my life. Tyler was really happy though so i dealt with it as best as i could. However i probably wasn't the greatest friend all the time because of it. I avoided seeing him in fear i'd say something i'd regret. Any time we got in a bit of an argument it always got suuuper awkward or uncomfortable. He was the very first of Tylers love interests that i didn't get along with. The plus was that he lived near me, and i got to see Tyler tonnes.

September- Ummmmmmm OH the very end of this month, Tiffany moved to Calgary. The first week was a shit show. We had to move her stuff to one aunts, and then find out we had to move it to anothers. It was really exciting and shit and it was the best thing ever and we spend every day together!

October- This was Vebbie Harrys birthday extravaganza. Tiffany living here made us pretty unseperable. We went to a few parties together, but nothing exciting. Halloween was nothing special. I didn't spend it with Tiffany, and i didn't spend it with my friends. I cleaned my room and went to bed or something. This was the month i got my first kitten, Quasi. He rules and shit, so adorable and such a fucking bastard cat. xoxo

November- This month Tiffany's aunt wanted her out, and, so, she moved in!!! Wo0oW)owwow0wo0wow0wow0wo (UPDATE: shes still here ahahah) It made me realize that i really love her, and the months when i thought i did, i probably didn't. She's never meant more to me and stuff. Tyler and Cody ended things. I'm happy that he is being good and dealing with everything really well. I know he's going to find someone way. better.


December- CHristmas, And new years party. Its dinner time though.


SMell you later