jews will be jews

Hey wuz party guys?

I just want any readers to know now, that whenever "so what who cares" is included anywhere
in my blog,
it is to be read in a jewish accent, and nothing else.

Thanks, MGMT.


In other news it's Christmas in 4 days, iHHUAHAHDW3WWWEHHEESAKKKK
I mean i don't hate christmas like i hate capitalizing my "i"s or anything, nothing like that
but since i am now IN THE HOLE in my banking, there's no better time to express my distaste for the holiday.
who am i kidding i love christmas DAMNIT GRANDMA PEGGY DAMN YOU

(The more presents you buy your family the more you love them, remember that! )


Moving forward,
Tiffany and I made gingerbread houses out of ghram crackers last night
So i guess they weren't gingerbread houses at all
and i guess tiffany made a two story church, and not a house.
which actually looks more like the Leaning Tower of Festive to me but like
so what who cares.

So my stepmom bought me 50$ worth of razors for me for Christmas
only i don't shave my legs and i guess she told Tiff that she thought it was pretty unsocially acceptable of me, hey now!
News flash! two dykes are living under your roof together, how socially acceptable is that?
VERY I'LL BET
anyway, the grinch was visited by three ghosts the other day
Tic Tac, Irony, and King Jew
and i guess she decided to null and void that gift, and got me something i wanted so,
back to the drawing board with appropriate gifts
and i have -0 money in my account until the day before christmas

UGGJJJHHHH

xoxo

thanks,
Mambo King 5