Monday, December 21, 2009

jews news!

Paul Revere here,

Hey guys you've probably all heard the news yesterday
you know, Luanne Platter passing away after going in to"cardiac arrest"
Cardiac arrest huh
I mean how many 32 year olds drop dead from going into cardiac arrest?
Is saying "LUANNE PLATTER DIED FROM A DRUG OVERDOSE THIS MORNING" too taboo?
Everyone does it, it's no big deal, i mean really.

Anyways okay okay Brittany Murphy it was a shame to see you go, i said it!
Although you will forever remain Luanne to me, because she was your most prominent role i think...throughout your entire career, and there ain't nothin wrong with that!

So, moving forward, we would just like to say,
Thanks, Luanne, for the years of entertainment, and congratulations to you and Buckley,
as i'm sure you two will be happily reunited in death.

xoxox

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