Crab dip a la SWED

Paul Revere here,

Hey all, wuz party?

Today it's Christmas
Ummm as it stands, A+ Christmas
Minus Steve (mom's boyfriend) ruining christmas by getting my sister and brother high while the rest of us were watching national lampoon's christmas.
And then preformed an actual joint rolling demonstration.
Like my mom was sooo embarrassed she was tearing up
And it just sucked to see the look on her face.
Dear mom, please stop dating men,
thanks MGMT

Not much to update i guess ummm still recovering from the tragic demise of Luanne, but like, who isn't?

I got everything i want, i also got too drunk Christmas eve but like, who didn't

We have just recently dropped Tiff off at the airport, she's going home for an entire week
And i mean.. that is the longest we've been apart since she moved here at the end of august
I mean.. we're pretty much common law, right? right.
So i guess what i'm trying to say is i dunno what i'm going to do with myself in the time period.
I also don't have too much money left, thanks to final minute shopping yesterday.
GreaAaaAAt another 2 weeks broke O WLL

So i'm drinking wine now, watching fucking "ernest saves christmas"
dreading the absence of my better half this week.
I've never consecutively been around one person sooooo long that wasn't my family before
And instead of being relieved and thinking of it as a bit of a "break" and time to just be WELL PAULA ,
i'm just really sad and am going to be super lonely and bummed out when i'm at home.
There's nothing i do alone that i don't do with Tiff
And it sucks a lot
And i'm counting the days until shes back again, i have a feel time will crawl by.

I should refill on wine
Annnnd tyler should come over so we can gab and shave our legs and sleep through boxing day